Damn but this is difficult. I’ve eliminated the obviously photo-shopped ones and those that, whilst good and must have required a lot of work, aren’t up to the quality of some of the stuff I’ve received. I’ve also eliminated some that whilst good aren’t anything like what I see in my fevered mind. Frankly, I would like to give everyone a prize but, this is a competition, and I don’t buy into the politically correct bullshit that promotes the idea that there should never be losers. Thus far I’ve narrowed the field down to five pictures, but two more have to go. Here are the five: