Little Bit More Orbus

Here over at Rick Kleffel’s Agony Column is an interesting review/column:

Oh how we love our monsters, as does Asher. More importantly, he knows how to put them to work in a novel, in this case, ‘Orbus,’ where the main character, the title character is a creature that most normal humans would say is utterly monstrous. But he’s just the tip of the iceberg here. What Asher excels at is giving readers sympathetic monsters, giving us the comic relief characters who are AI “subminds,” sprouting tentacles and spewing bile. These are the “good guys” in Asher’s universe. And the good are just as grotesque and deformed as the bad; sometimes they’re also as bad as the bad. Situational ethics have permeated the fabric of Asher’s Polity universe.

And here at concatentation:

Is this Asher’s best book? Not from a question of plot, characterisation, and action? But more importantly, from the viewpoint of the writing itself, and his control over his own labours. Maybe he just keeps getting better which makes you wonder what his next book might be like, because Orbus is a cracker from start to finish.

Thank you very much.

Reader Alert!

Just to let you all know that, for reasons all to do with the mysterious and deeply arcane arts of publishing, The Departure will be published after the one I’m presently writing: Gabbleducks. I also need to add that for reasons of clarity (I’ve already published The Gabble which is too similar a title) and other reasons entirely my own (because the story has taken some seriously odd turns) Gabbleducks will have to remain a provisional title for now. It might end up being called The Technician, The Ballad of Jeremiah Tombs, Sculptures of Bone or even Alien Resurrection (Hur Hur). I just don’t know right now.

Update (because of Mark Chitty’s comment): There will be a book next year – I just have to work harder on the one I’m presently writing so it’s ready for then. The two titles will simply be swapping places in the publishing schedule.

Competition Winnners!

Okay, after much consideration of the various Mr Crane images I have to give special mention to Ivan Halen and Bob Lock, but the winner is this one by Carlos Mendez, who gets first prize.


The runners up are Vaudeviewgalor Randisraisins (try saying that without taking a breath) for his psychedelic glister, which touches on the fact that if you eat glister brains it makes you high, and Robert McGregor for his gabbleduck. Regarding the latter: this is not really the image in my head but, if I’d seen it before I’d started writing about gabbleducks, it would have been.

So, now I have to get the prizes to the various winners. Please, if any of you three are reading this, email me with your addresses at ndotasheratvirgindotnet.

Video Clip

Well, I did my first video clip a few posts ago and have been thinking on what to do next. Just prior to this I’ve posted an interview from Death Ray Magazine. Interviews generally demonstrate the interest of the interviewer (if any) and what he thinks might interest his audience, and he won’t necessarily get that right. So, why don’t we dispense with the interviewer sitting between me and you? YOU ask me questions. Put them here in the comments section and once I’ve compiled enough I’ll do another video clip to answer them, if I can, if they’re not to personal or abusive!

Death Ray Interview

Being as Deathray seems on the skids, I thought I’d post their interview with me here. I’ve a whole collection of interviews which I intend, gradually, to post here. The first question here relates to one of my stories published in their magazine.

Death Ray Magazine Interview.

Neal Asher Questions:

First tell us why you have chosen the story you have.

Neal: It’s the first gabbleduck story I had published in which I start to look more closely at the weirdness of them, and I like it.

Do you think that your Polity is a relatively accurate in its depiction of the relationships between men and machines, or is it just a heap-load of fun?

Neal: In the context of the Polity I try to suspend the reader’s disbelief as best I can but, frankly, if an accurate depiction of the relationship between man and machine was boring I’d drop it like scorpion sandwich. Always, with me, entertainment first. That being said I do think we will develop artificial intelligence and still be questioning what the Hell it is (hence the odd reference in my books to the X-hundreds of revisions of the Turing test); we will be attaching up our wetware to hardware and probably, in years to come, be walking about with memory extensions, increased processing and modems inside our heads. Perhaps a more likely scenario than the machines taking over is that the lines will become so blurred we’ll be almost indistinguishable from them.

It’s mentioned on your website and in a number of other places that you’ve tried writing fantasy on a few occasions. Is this still a genre you’d like to get into?

Neal: All those years ago, when I made the decision to pursue this profession, my first aim was to write the good old fantasy trilogy, which I did, along with the first book of a second trilogy. At that point, despite having an agent for a short while, I remained unpublished but didn’t want to stop writing. I thought it pointless continuing with the second trilogy when the first had yet to be placed so turned elsewhere, first doing a contemporary novel (also sitting in my files) then to the British small presses where I got my first successes writing short SF. From that it was a natural progression to longer works, steadily growing success until taken on by Macmillan. I write SF because I enjoy it more now, and I’m known for it and it sells, but one day I will have a go at rewriting the fantasy books, mostly because they are just unfinished business.

Mason’s Rats is your other most published ‘universe’. What was the inspiration behind this? It’s like the Rats of NIMH done in a classic BBC1 comedy style…

Neal: They’re not really my ‘other most published’ since there’s only three short stories, but they seem to be stories a lot of people have enjoyed. The inspiration? I guess living in rural Essex and seeing the bureaucratic bullshit farmers have to put up with, and also thoughts on how human beings are now one of the largest evolutionary pressures on all other living creatures on this planet. What’s going to develop intelligence next, and when? And hey, rats with crossbows are cool.

It’s been said to me ‘Neal Asher gives good monster’. Do you agree?

Neal: Well, I hope so – I try. I like my monsters as much as many others do and whilst trying to make them fit properly into some alien ecology I like to also venture into that mythical territory occupied by snarks and jabberwocks. Monsters are fascinating and fun when they’re in a book or film, hence the success of such human monsters as Hannibal Lector and others like the H R Giger Alien. Even in the real world they remain fascinating, hence the interest in serial murderers and surfer-gobbling white sharks. Just not so much fun, though.

Art Competition Judging (gulp)

Damn but this is difficult. I’ve eliminated the obviously photo-shopped ones and those that, whilst good and must have required a lot of work, aren’t up to the quality of some of the stuff I’ve received. I’ve also eliminated some that whilst good aren’t anything like what I see in my fevered mind. Frankly, I would like to give everyone a prize but, this is a competition, and I don’t buy into the politically correct bullshit that promotes the idea that there should never be losers. Thus far I’ve narrowed the field down to five pictures, but two more have to go. Here are the five:


Deathray and Borders.

The credit crunch (silly name) continues to bite, though maybe in the case of Borders that’s credit crunch plus Internet and supermarket competition:

Borders UK, the bookshop chain, went into administration last night, putting 1,150 jobs at risk and raising the prospect of a firesale before Christmas.

It also seems we might not be seeing further issues of Deathray, which is a shame:

As some of you may have heard, and others who popped along the shops to pick up the latest issue of Filmstar may have feared, Blackfish’s two magazines, Filmstar and Death Ray, are currently ‘on hold’. What this means is that there will not be another issue of either of them along for a number of weeks – or, likely, months. Indeed, whether there will ever be another issue of either is a moot point, and at this moment in time impossible to answer. But we hope so.

Art Competition

Okay, I haven’t forgotten about this. I’m going to sort through all the pictures and pick winners in four days time, so if you’ve got something left to send, get it to me now.

Thanks to Julie and Chloe at Macmillan the prizes are these:

1st place: A signed proof copy of Orbus, a signed copy of The Gabble and signed brand new reissues (with the new covers) of Gridlinked, The Skinner, Cowl & The Line of Polity.

2nd & 3rd place: A signed proof copy of Orbus and a signed copy of The Gabble each.

Forbidden Planet

I went to London yesterday to see Julie Crisp and Chloe Healey (commissioning editor and press officer) at Macmillan yesterday so, beforehand, popped into Forbidden planet to sign some of my books. They had a stack of about 100 to 150 for me to wade through (including ones with the new covers like the one here) so if you want a signed copy, keep checking out their website here – my signed copies aren’t up on it yet.

Another place for signed copies is Chelmsford. There’s about forty books divided between the two branches of Waterstones and the W H Smiths there.